My ex accused me (on Grindr, because, of course) of coating his car in spit. It’s nice to know he has such a high opinion of me. But really? Coat his car in spit…?

People keep posting crackpot bullshit about Ebola on Facebook & I’m rapidly growing tired of it. These same people probably hadn’t given it a thought before the past week & now are suddenly authorities on the matter.

enidcoleslawsss:

Maps to the Stars (2014), Director: David Cronenberg.

wantttttttt

^^seconded.

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http://hfml.tumblr.com/post/93504859445/spillyrhead-vudupriestess

spillyrhead:

vudupriestess:

aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and…

Sadly accurate. And here I thought I was a fake Aries..

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Hangover cure.

Happy hour dour hour gay bar selfie.

Happy hour dour hour gay bar selfie.

Zac Efron may need to lay off the blow or whatever it is that’s making him look beat. I mean, homeboy looks like he’s been sandblasted in the face. Also, his abs are frightening me. Also, there are so many things about him that confuse me. But mine is not to reason why, so, whatever.

"When you love someone you give them everything, but then they turn out to be a dick, and everything gets chucked back in your face. Then you’re insecure, paranoid, and jealous, and you’re obsessed over that person. It’s one massive head game because you’re like, “Who am I now?” You feel like this shriveled-up Gollum-like creature. And then you hate yourself because you’re trying so hard and it’s just not working. That’s what my album’s about."

FKA Twigs
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I need this to complete my summer.

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Belle & Sebastian all day everyday.

flyartproductions:

Boy with a juicy basket of fruit
Boy with a basket of fruit (c. 1593), Caravaggio / Juicy, The Notorious B.I.G.

flyartproductions:

Boy with a juicy basket of fruit

Boy with a basket of fruit (c. 1593), Caravaggio / Juicy, The Notorious B.I.G.

XAVIER DOLAN Filmography [2009-2014]

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una-lady-italiana:

Luchino Visconti and Coco Chanel

una-lady-italiana:

Luchino Visconti and Coco Chanel

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majestic-beard:

movie where the deep and soulful white boy protagonist finally finds true love with his manic pixie dream girl to a kinks soundtrack but actually she’s a violent sociopath who seduces deep and soulful white boys with her diverse, trendy interests and keeps them all in a basement for bloodsport, forcing these spaghetti-armed “creative professionals”in thick-rimmed glasses to fight each other to the death for her amusement while she listens to ke$ha and eats taco bell

I’d like to see this.

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"We admit that the quirky designs from Kawakubo’s hard-to-find PLAY line is a bit of a departure from the heritage-type items we usually stand behind, but we’re kind of obsessed."
-J. Crew, the definition of ‘vanilla’ since 1983.

"We admit that the quirky designs from Kawakubo’s hard-to-find PLAY line is a bit of a departure from the heritage-type items we usually stand behind, but we’re kind of obsessed."

-J. Crew, the definition of ‘vanilla’ since 1983.